Twelfth Night, or What you WillPhyllis' Song(to the tune of "All for the Best" from Godspell) You may feel sad, that we're finished this play But it's not so bad 'least that's what I say. We are all walking, gawking, talking like Elizabethans Peace to you, be gone How dust thou and so on I will be with you anon. When I try to sleep, I dream 16th century Awaken my Paul, and say "I love thee" But when its done we'll be back to normal and talking like the rest. Yes, it's all for the best. 1st Verse But now Marlene is still sewing Olivia's glowing Imagination's blowing Malvolio Viola has one breast Pickled herrings won't digest Jody looks best with nose hairs. There's lovely chemistry With Kate and Terry But Toby and me just have lust. I don't trust the priest - He's been diddlin' young boys. Paul Jones is certain he's "okay" Antonio is gay Judy's had her day with the bugs. Ray did toss the wench Horashio's the bench There's a mighty stench from the clothes rack We're all talking crazy It's a Shakespearean phasey You guessed it's all for the best. 2nd Verse Toby's got a lopsided belly Pat's knees are sandy I'm sure Toby can pee in a sink a pace. Kristen runs in whirls I'm losing my curls Kevin just might hurl on the stage. Jenny's cucumber is big Kate's got a "douche-me" wig Malvolio's a prig and a gull Her C's and her U's yes her N's and her T's What if the dagger does stab? Or a sword does jab? How does Toby grab under a bum roll? So many bugs each night I'm sure that they won't bite If the cold tonight will freeze feet. We're all Shakespearean thinking Our costumes are stinking Oh yes, it's all for the: - What kind of a name is Fest - e? Yes it's all for the: - Judy Dickens needs a rest. Yes it's all for the: - Kate wants to grow back her chest. Yes, it's all for the best. |
