"Director Queen" 
 Lyrics by Phyllis and Anne
Sunday Night at the CEC
 Wednesday night and Thursday
 We’re rehearsing all the time, and practising at home too
 We will be good for you!
 This shows gonna be great
Opening night, we can’t wait 
Singing songs in our sleep 
Getting harmonies right 
Rob will “open mouthed” smile tonight. 
We’ll do it all so right 
For you our… 
 
Director Queen, vision keen, and never mean 
Director Queen, looking lean, Master of the scene, oh yah. 
You can dance, you can jive  
(I’m not supposed to sing that part) Ooooh ooops 
See that girl, she’s so keen, diggin the Director queen. Ooh ah 
 
Try to sleep but get no rest 
Bailey’s got the biggest breasts 
Angela jiggles so 
Candice is 4th dynamo 
Jess waxes her nipples 
Steve’s collapsing a chair 
With a hard on but he don’t care 
Broke a leg of the bed 
We’ve spilled a can of paint – red 
Sam sings “It’s magic” 
Cause you are one great chick 
 
You are the ... 
Director Queen, vision keen, and never mean 
Director Queen, looking lean, Master of the scene, oh yah. 
You can dance, you can jive  
(I’m not supposed to sing that part) Ooooh ooops 
See that girl, she’s so keen, diggin the Director queen. Ooh ah 
 
Lori’s got us in great clothes 
Kristen’s giving us more notes 
Shona fixes make-up 
Christine manages supreme 
Terryn, Alex and their tie-dye team! 
Pat painted a pretty set 
Sandra’s the best producer yet 
Peter smokes us out 
Patrick has no shirt 
But when the set is gone 
It’s the “Sound of Neutrons” 
 
But you are the… 
Director Queen, vision keen, and never mean 
Director Queen, looking lean, Master of the scene, oh yah. 
You can dance, you can jive  
(I’m not supposed to sing that part) Ooooh ooops 
See that girl, she’s so keen, diggin the Director queen. Ooh ah 
Ohhh Yah! 
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